it’s gonna be a really long summer, i thought we were finally phasing these old guys out

like really, i wanna cry

world cup 2070

torrado’s corpse is still an indisputable starter

rosasdesal replied to your post: axchi replied to your post: food…

CRY ABOUT ONIONS YOU ARE SO RIGHT. Scott is so fucking smug.

red onions could be a fucking crucial part of the basket and he’d STILL be like “yeah im not a fan of these red onions” like eat my ass

axchi replied to your post: food network show ideas: aarón sá…

chopped is my favorite show but only when there are certain judges (obviously im biased towards zakarian i gotta stick with my armenian brethren) but aarón is definitely in my top 3

idk if it’s happened but my ideal judging trio would be aarón/maneet/marcus samuelsson OR aarón/marcus samuelsson/zakarian (who’s got the sweetest collection of glasses i s2g)

i don’t watch when that little shit scott conant is there all he does is cry about onions

food network show ideas: aarón sánchez bending me over a table